Simple

I'm sitting here after work eating post Easter clearanced chocolate covered marshmallow eggs, drinking a big glass of icy cold RC Cola, sorting yarn for my next crochet project, and binge watching Girlboss on Netflix. This is most certainly NOT a glamourous Saturday night, but hell if I care. I'm content.

Quick list o'stuff:

1. Please, I'm gonna need for customers to get over being racist asses before shopping at my store. Take that hateful nonsense to Piggly Wiggly.

2. I still don't know if I can get the day off for the printmaking workshop at the museum in May. Ponytail came to me this afternoon and explained that Dramabitch had already taken that day off. Normally, I'd be scheduled to cover for her for the shift of alternate position. However, Hair is also trained for alternate position. So, Ponytail is trying to see if produce can spare Hair for that day so I can have the day off, too. I really appreciate that Ponytail is trying. She could've just denied the time off request. The fact that she's making an effort to work it out so I can take an art class really touches my heart. I didn't know she could be this thoughtful. I'm pleasantly surprised. But, my hopes are not high for being able to take that class.

3. Y'all! The Aliso Summit Fairy Trail is so charming! via Atlas Obscura

4. Found THIS on etsy. It cracks me up to no end! Yesssss!!!

5. Volume up for singing Norwegian sailors . Goosebumps, y'all! via The Chive

6. Do you enjoy multilingual grammatical geekery? I enjoy multilingual grammatical geekery immensely. This is one of my favorite wikipedia pages . 

7. IDs I have law-abidingly accepted while carding for alcohol purchases: US drivers' licenses from a wide variety of states, a state government issued ID (non-driver), US military IDs, Quebec drivers' licenses, Mexican passports, US passports, a Columbian passport, an Ontario driver's license, a Ukrainian driver's license. Oddly enough, I'm having fun collecting this list. The more bizarrely far-reaching it becomes, the more satisfied I am.

8. This is what I usually stream while trying to fall asleep at night. It's comforting background noise. It's my all time favorite documentary. Of course, the Andy McCluskey and Paul Humphreys parts are the best bits! 




9. Click to smile. It pleases me that someone thought this up and went to the trouble to make the gif. So cute! 

10. A History of Ireland in 100 Great Quotes via Irish Times